Help Me, Hailp me

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/02/2013 at 19:08 • Filed to: oppohelp

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How much groveling to this man does it take to get front page privilege?

Update: It worked! The groveling worked!

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2013 at 19:11

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1) The only way to get FD'd is for someone with FP posting power to see one of your posts as FP worthy. Beyond making sure you lead with a pic and have a title and a blurb, there aren't any guidelines or guarentees. You just have to keep writing FP worthy posts, posting them to oppo at opportune times, and hope that someone with FP posting power sees what you've got and thinks it's worthy.

2)I'm...pretty sure that isn't a man...

Wave Motion Gun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2013 at 19:11

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You're groveling to that guy? I've been wasting my time on this one. Maybe we're both wrong?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 08/02/2013 at 19:14

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I just want to make comments that aren't grayed out. Not get awesome front page articles or anything like that.

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2013 at 19:15

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If that image doesn't do it, Iunno what will.

PS9 > Wave Motion Gun 08/02/2013 at 19:17

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Random Commenter > PS9 08/02/2013 at 19:19

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If your second part was about Big Bird... Big Bird is a male.

Big Bird Entry on Wikipedia

PS9 > Random Commenter 08/02/2013 at 19:23

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He is still not a man, anymore than any other non-human male is.

Human (Homo Sapien) entry on wikipedia

Random Commenter > PS9 08/02/2013 at 19:27

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Your just being pedantic... You know what I meant. :oP

PS9 > Random Commenter 08/02/2013 at 19:32

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Yeah, I do. You meant to say big bird is a man, which he is not. You have to be human to be a man. Just because all men are male, does not mean all males are men. If I had said 'I'm pretty sure that isn't male .', you would have a point. But I didn't, so you don't.

Also, pedantry is like a gunfight. If you don't like getting shot at, don't shoot at anyone. If you do shoot at someone, you've lost all right to complain about being shot back.

Wave Motion Gun > PS9 08/02/2013 at 19:38

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I'll give him a shot as well. Thanks for the tip!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 08/02/2013 at 19:39

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Wait, Hardibird is not a man? Oh shit do I have some apologies to make.

Random Commenter > PS9 08/02/2013 at 19:46

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I said precisely what I meant to say, so don't make assumptions... We all know the old saying about assumptions...

And dude, relax. You seem to be getting a bit too worked up over my response. Also note I didn't complain about anything. Don't know where you got the idea that I was.

TheOnelectronic > PS9 08/02/2013 at 20:30

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Gesundheit!